My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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