can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
