Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
tell me about the fingering
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