quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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