FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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