My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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