you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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