How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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