did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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