She's JV to your varsity
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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