wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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