Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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