So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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