MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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