Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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