Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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