In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish my penis had an off switch
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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