whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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