i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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