i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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