She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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