he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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