It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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