ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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