Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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