Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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