How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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