Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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