Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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