girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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