I look better un-naked...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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