I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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