Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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