You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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