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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant

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(530): So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant http://tfl.nu/6mtv

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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.

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wtf?

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Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.

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(610): I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now. (412): wtf? (610): Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit. http://tfl.nu/b93y

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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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(480): We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie. http://tfl.nu/xse4

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(314): View more from Missouri

I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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(314): I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk. http://tfl.nu/s5cc

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(631): View more from New York

Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.

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(631): Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car. http://tfl.nu/iiqv

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.

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(709): I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her. http://tfl.nu/w26o

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(913): View more from Kansas

My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.

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(913): My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism. http://tfl.nu/e4gb

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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.

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(970): The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad. http://tfl.nu/lkeb

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(253): View more from Washington

Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.

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(253): Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby. http://tfl.nu/swwk

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(720): View more from Colorado

Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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(720): Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love http://tfl.nu/8heh

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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!

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(408): We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?! http://tfl.nu/o08x

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(718): View more from New York

With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult

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(718): With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult http://tfl.nu/nn1s

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.

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(270): Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash. http://tfl.nu/fwcr

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing

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(228): He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing http://tfl.nu/dsmd

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(714): View more from California

Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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(714): Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question. http://tfl.nu/s97g

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