So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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