wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.