sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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