my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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