So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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