Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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