Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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