break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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I think your dad took our porno
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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