i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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