You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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