it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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