: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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