This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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