This is not my ceiling
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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