Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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