My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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