you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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