I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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