Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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