I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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