dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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