So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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