Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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