Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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