apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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